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National fuck Anthony day. If his names Anthony and it’s his birthday by law of national holidays thou must fuck him.
Omg it’s june 22! That means it’s Anthonys birthday! Oh he’s gonna love my present when I fuck him.
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Catch-22 during the coronavirus pandemic: if you stay at home, you have no money to feed your family and pay the bills; and if you go out and work, you risk your life and those of your loved ones, especially if some members are prone to contracting the virus due to a poor health condition.
Adios and his wife, both out of work, are in debt and face eviction at the end of the month, with the family of five trying to keep their baby who suffers from a rare disease condition that requires round-the-clock care at home instead of moving to a homeless shelter; however, if they go out to work, the odds of them infecting their little one are pretty high—they’re stuck in a Covid-22 situation.
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1. Seriously fucked up, damaged, or bungled. Origin- The V-22 Osprey- killed 27 americans in testing, still isn't working right.
2.Aced, Utterly owned, or done well. Origin- the F-22. Most technologically advanced fighter ever made.
1.."Lexi 22'd her new beamer; she rolled it 3 times in the parking lot."
2."I friggin' 22'd that test today."
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22nd January is David appreciation day.
on the 22nd of January you should appreciate all the David's in your life and everything they've done for you.
isn't today david appreciation day?
yes, yes it is we should go appreciate a david
22 January is a day to appreciate davids
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NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
HUG SOMEONE WHO IS FAMILY OR FRIEND.
SMILE AT A PERSON!
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Daughter: *hugs mum*
Mum: aww thank you sweetheart *hugs back*
Mum: why did you hug me sweetie?
Daughter: IT’S NATIONAL HUG AND SMILE DAY!
Mum: ohhh
Mum: *smiles at co-worker*
Co-worker: *smiles back*
September 22
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