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Antes de Navidad Syndrome, or Before Christmas Syndrome, is a very infectious disease, spreading from store to store nationwide, or even perhaps worldwide. The store then provides its employees and shoppers with Antes de Navidad Syndrome, Christmas sales starting all the way back in June. Antes de Navidad Syndrome can also lead to Después de Navidad Syndrome, or After Christmas Syndrome, where they holiday sales go all throughout January, where poor, innocent people spend money on things they won't need for another year. The only period of Antes de Navidad or Después de Navidad Syndromes-free months are February through May, but that might change in the near future, as Antes and Después de Navidad Syndromes affects the brain, causing stores to expand Christmas sales longer, to where Christmas is a year-long holiday.
Our nearest Wal-Mart is selling Christmas decorations in August! I think they may have Antes de Navidad syndrome.
to act all nervous and jerky in a social situation
dude-you totally acted like you had an ant up your ass when those chicks came over here
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an unconscious(sic) desire for social intercourse
with a relative.
DON´T!! If you´re planning to up...your ante or for that matter anyone else´s ante think twice. You could be arrested for incest.
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Begin by giving your fuck buddy a creampie (anal or vaginal), and then having said person go outside while making sure to hold your seamen inside of them, and sit on an ant hill. The ants will slowly crawl in, and around this person, while collecting the white salty substance for food.
Luke: Man, we are getting so infested with ants!
Tyler: Yea, I've been giving this girl a salty ant hill like every day!
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A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
A HxH arc which is way to long and many of the Main Protagonists don't appear in.
Even worse, Hisoka is only mentioned once in 61 episodes to my knowledge (I didn't pay attention all the time)
Kid 1: Have you already seen the Chimera ant arc?
Kid 2: I don't have the Time to and also not The Motivation because it's to long
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When you collect your butt crusties for a week in a jar then dump them in a pile around your belly button on Sunday morning
My gf left me when she found my South African ant hill jar
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