the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
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Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.
Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?
Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
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Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!
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blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
show me your balloon knot
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A term to describe cumming into an uninflated balloon, turning it into a semen-balloon and throw it at kids at a birthday party and watch to see the kids' reaction when they realize what's on them
I used a "Water" Balloon for JAMIE'S BIRTHDAY
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THIS SHATHEAD IS SO ANNOYING OMG. hello, hi SHUT UP OK NO ONE LOVES YOU YOUR LAUGH IS ANNOYING AND STUPID I HOPE YOUR LAUGHING IN PAIN WHILE BEING KILLED. GO LIVE A PAINFUL LIFE
balloon boy is my favorite character
balloon boy is annoying
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