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Where you go to the shops for a small selection of products, maybe a loaf of bread and some milk, but in addition to that other items mysteriously creep into your basket and you end up coming home with bedding, a new clock and a little treat for the car journey home, but at the cashier you see that your original expectation of £5 for the shopping is now £67.54.
We went Christmas shopping with Mum she only needed a turkey and some crackers but came out with 8 pints of milk and the rest of the weekly shop! What a basket creep!
1. a woman's vagina. 2. a woman who indulges in multiple sex partners. 3. a woman who steals another's boyfriend.
1. When the cheerleader did a cartwheel we all saw her chong basket. 2/3. There is a STD epidemic in our town because Mary is such a chong basket.
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the place where your hopes and dreams die
“Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”
On Halloween, going early when all the younger kids go, and taking the entire candy basket instead of just taking one.
Parent 1: How does that kid have so much candy already?
Parent 2: He must have committed basket robbin'.
What some people think of the sport of basketball when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.
Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch basket-testicle on the telly . I know that you hate basketball with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.
it's peanuts within a basket you disgusting fuck.
aye yo tony, you got them peanut baskets?
The act of putting your own or someone elses balls in a tuna can.
After sex he decided to ask his girlfriend for a barcelona basket.... she left real quick.