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The act of sticking one's penis in a significant others' birthday cake and using the tip of the penis as a serving knife
Kathy's mom was shocked to see Kathy's boyfriend using his birthday cock to cut the imported tiramisu
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The succesful completion of masturbating to orgasm in the 24 hour period on one's birthday an equal amount of times to the age they will turn. i.e. 24th birthday would be required to masturbate 24 times.
Man, Erik gave up porn for good after his castration accident during the birthday challenge.
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Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped
I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov
Why do we even celebrate your birthday
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A birthday boy is a guy who is celebrating his birthday. The birthday boy is lucky enough to have a woman who will give him all of his wishes. The birthday boy is entitled to having all of his dreams come true. Includes birthday sex and anything else that would make him so happy. A birthday boy happens only one day a year.
Hey there birthday boy....let me show you how much I love you....
Birthday boy, those wishes were the least I could do for you; there's more to come.
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A person, often a child, that becomes so overcome with all the attention that they lose their composure and become rude and selfish and behave poorly on their birthday.
Did you see your grandchild? She became such a birthday brat at her party. She was screaming and throwing a tantrum in front of everybody!
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Happy anniversary from escaping from the womb!
Happy birthday to you,happy birthday...
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When you turn the age of the year you were born.
Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.
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