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Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them
Girl 1- I am going out with the okay contract lawyer
Girl 2-- Yea, he is such a recession boyfriend
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Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.
The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.
boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*
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A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)
My Roommate's Boyfriend fits the definition above perfectly. His Name is Bryan Smith.
96👍 28👎
Always floating around nearby. Rushes to you very fast whenever he thinks he could be of use. Like a helicopter parent except a boyfriend. Annoying and sometimes you get a headache
Sean is a helicopter boyfriend, I just look around and he’s always there looking over me
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A woman or girl who gets together with a guy and then breaks up a week or a month later. You can find people like this in 6th grade, who are destined to grow up and be whores.
Boyfriend Whore: I'm going out with Nick!
Week later...
Boyfriend whore: Now I'm going out with Dylan!
24 hours later...
Boyfriend whore: *sob*, I'M SO DESPERATE!
Next day...
Boyfriend whore: omfg! i looooove you Adam!!
6 minutes later...
Boyfriend whore: *SOB SOB SOB* I NEED A GUY!
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The guy that is you boy at the gym. Generally helpful and charming. Gym boyfriend has no jurisdiction outside of the gym.
X: 'Monica is paranoid her husband will come to the gym. She doesn't want him to meet her gym boyfriend.'
Y: 'Toooo right, what happens at the gym, stays at the gym.'
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1: A boyfriend whose interaction with you is mainly over the internet because of long distance. 2: A boyfriend who CAN interact with you in real life but chose not to for some bizarre reason
1: Stacy-Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- I know right!
Megan- Right!
2: Stacy- Hey, Megan did you hear Brittney got an internet boyfriend
Megan- Oh, long distance doesn't work out well
Stacy- Not that kind of internet boyfriend. Her Boyfriend doesn't want to take her on dates, he video calls.
Megan- OMG!
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