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Fast, intense masturbation usually occuring when nearing climax, also when extremly turned on by someone/something and urgency is required! masturbation
When i was round johnny's house i saw his hot mom getting changed through a gap in the door, nobody was about so i had to do some chronic bishop rage to avoid being caught!
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The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.
It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.
This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.
Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*
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A blunt; Chronic wrapped in a strawberry swisher sweet or strawberry wrapping paper
I am about to embark on some strawberry wrapped chronic.
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my youtube channel name and a strange way to clamp people :P
Guy1: hey your a gimp
Guy2 (me) : well you have chronic-mong-syndrome
Guy1:..wtf
Chronic Weeb Atndrome or CWS is often where a weeb will feel depressed after finishing a series that they loved and may start to show actual symptoms of depression such as becoming that emo kid at school, becoming more anti-social to even their loved ones, and committing suicide while these cases are rare or never even documented it shows their dedication and need for anime.
The only way to cure this if only temporarily is to find them a new anime to watch that they will enjoy and is equivalent to or surpasses the original anime though a majority of the time cases aren't that severe but should always be treated as such due to the unpredictable nature of weebs and many cases are hard to distinguish.
There have been similar cases for non-weebs to more common shows but never very severe symptoms comparatively but there probably has been one case of severe symptoms even if undocumented due to how imbecilic some people may be as so this cases should also be treated as severe there have also been similar cases documented where this symptoms will occur after a favorite character is killed off and they do not have any evidence of the character coming back to life or the character killed being a sort of double of the character.
Hannah: Have you seen Angelina lately?
Aidan: Ya' I think she has Chronic Weeb Syndrome
Thomas: Well recently she finished an anime she really enjoyed
Hannah: Well she has the emo kid trait down and Thomas has she been anti-social to you and your parents recently?
Thomas: Yes
Hannah: She's got Chronic Weeb Syndrome
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Chronic Tron Syndrome (kron-ik ch-ron sin-drome)
(n) - a chronic sickness that causes a person to constantly come in last place.
"Man, Bobby always comes in last! His parents should take him to the doctor and see if he has chronic tron syndrome."
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(n) Marijuana, usually of decent quality (hence the term chronic), bought outside a local gas station or convenience store.
Yesterday I walked over to a near-by gas station and immediately scored some Circle K Chronic from some homeless guy sitting out front.
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