CWS

Acronym for a crusty wank sock, a sock used to fit over the penis during masturbation, thus avoiding wet spots. Inevitably these socks become somewhat crusty frequent use.

"This cws is getting a little too crusty, must remember to wash the darn thing!"

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CWS

“Celebrity Worship Syndrome”. Basically when some dumb af person is obsessed with a celebrity to the level that it’s unhealthy.

Patient: “I’m literally so obsessed with this celebrity, I want to marry them and spend all my money on a meet and greet. I get super offended when people say rude stuff about them, and I take it like, super personally”
Psychiatrist: “hey sweetie, you are probably suffering from CWS”

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CWS

Crunchwrap Supreme, a delicious menu item served at Taco Bell.

"Man, this CWS with steak and minus tomatoes and sour cream is really good."

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CWS

Chronic Wangular Softitude, one limp pecker

Some chick that hooked up with Johnny said he had CWS

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CWS

Cws, acronym for Computer withdrawal Syndrome.

My pc has been busted for a couple of days, I'm suffering from Cws.

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CWS

Acronym for 'Cool Web Search' a spyware program that changes your browser homepage. Has more versions than 'Windoze' ...

'CWS' changed my Browser homepage.

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CWS

CWS is an acronym for classless working stiffs that usually drive pick up trucks (Ford,Dodge, Toyota), Chrysler suvs, and Jeeps as they tend to be reckless drivers and insincere vindictive individuals due to hatred of their plight in life or anger towards those they feel superior to in life. CWS work blue-collar professions such as plumbers, construction workers, police officers, preachers,and lower tier government jobs.

My plumber overcharged me, smoked several cigarettes on my front lawn, and cut in front of me in traffic with his jeep without signaling as he is a typical CWS. People that work for the DMV are usually CWS as they don't care how long you wait and still are irritable/unhelpful even when you are respectful towards them. Many cops like to give military personnel tickets and resent them as they feel superior to those that suffer from PTSD as a former cop kept following me around in his Ram truck, hoping I get into an accident or some trouble as he is a typical CWS.

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