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conservative talk radium

A highly radioactive element, extremely dangerous when listened to regularly.

Rush Limbaugh told her; COVID-19 was just the common cold. This was the 19th time it had shown up, nothing to be alarmed about. Rush was such a brilliant man, and she spent hours every day tuned into conservative talk radium. If Rush said "reopen" then she'd gladly reopen. If he told her to take hydroxychloroquine, she'd take it!

by Monkey's Dad April 23, 2020


post-nut conservative

A person promoting anti-LGBT messages after nutting to LGBT porn

Ew, a post-nut conservative in shemale thread

by Kamil118 February 24, 2021


trailer park conservative

A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.

Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.

by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017


Compassionate Conservative

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO

The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.

by Sam9999 August 19, 2009

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Chris's army of conservatives

it is a group of prospers that cyber bully and attack people displaying beliefs online and in real life

Bro Chris's army of conservatives just protested in frisco Texas Against woman's rights

by Andy Erire August 30, 2017

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Store bought Conservative

Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.

If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!

by The Harmeister June 13, 2005

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Conservative Arts Degree

A degree in the Conservative Arts, like plumbing, electrical and carpentry. These trades are not typically taught at traditional colleges, but also don't require a vast amount of student debt.

Connor, "I am barely making ends meet with all of my student debt!"
Eddie, "You should have pursued a Conservative Arts degree instead. I just bought a new truck!"

by ultradaddy May 20, 2019

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