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A name given to the species of cougar that treads small pools of water, preferably chlorinated indoor pools.
The Water Cougar preys on fully developed, but somewhat less matured species of homosapien and is usually spotted doing a(n)erobic exercises in an attempt to lure in their highly vigilant and fully aware "prey".
Their attempts are most always futile although no record has been taken as to whether anyone has fallen into their traps.
Athlete: "I think I sprained my ankle the other day, now I have to go do a low impact workout in the water."
Cautious Athlete: "Oh man, you best be on the watch for those Water Cougars, they feed on your very looks."
Athlete: "thanks for the heads up"
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n. the wrinkled skin in the cleavage region of females, most frequently found in overly tanned, older females
"There were so many cougar chests on my flight back from Miami."
"Pass me the sunscreen with moisturizer. I don't want to get cougar chest."
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A GROUP of older woman who frequent clubs in order to score with much younger men. Like a pack of hyenas, the Cougar Coalition member can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougar Coalition members are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times, chicks with their shit together, along with their ex husbands money!
Don't look now but the "Cougar Coalition" just walked through the door. "Bow Chica Wow Wow"!!!
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An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. This anti-cougar is the complete opposite of a cougar regarding looks. The anti-cougar is atrocious and has the possibility of ranking on the lowest on the Hotness Scale. Can be anyone from an faulty surgical altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and overweight gimp or a mirf. Anti-Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the mid 40 , lonely, obvious single woman. The Anti-Cougar frequently tries to score young men, but gets shut down seconds into the conversation.
-"Ew dude, check out that Anti-Cougar over there.. she totally tried to hit on me but I denied her h-core"
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A Man-Cougar is an older man, usually middle-aged, who pursues and succeeds in dating younger women (who are considered GOOD LOOKING). There are many middle-aged men aspiring to be Man-Cougars, but they will never get some from a younger women. Ever.
-Dude, did you see George Clooney at the Oscars with his girl?
-Yeah, dude she is so hot and so much younger than him. What a Man-Cougar.
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A young male who inspires or instills women to cougarism, despite said women being previously disinclined to cougarism.
The Jonas Brothers are SO 2008. The new It Thing is Justin "Cougar Maker" Bieber.
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A man who specifically targets cougars as the object of his sexual desire. A cougar hunter is not to be confused with a cougar hawk as he does not posses the refinement nor does he achieve the success of the cougar hawk. He is the the apprentice to the cougar hawk master.
That cougar hunter Bill has potential, he got a number out of that mountain lion but that cougar totally burned him.
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