the deep discounts or free services offered by retailers, websites, telecom providers, or restaurants in response to the global pandemic CoVID-19. the covid coupon may also take the form of a deferred payment, such as insurance, credit card or car loans. all in an effort to generate revenue while the quarantine/lockdown persists and help consumers in times of financial or health crises and mass unemployment.
pornhub encourages you to stay home with a covid coupon for free premium during the quarantine.
doordash has a covid coupon for free deliveries on saturdays this month.
vape users who rudely blow vape clouds despite an outbreak.
That hipster blew a huge covid cloud in line at the store.
A modern Typhoid Mary, Covid Kevin is an asymptomatic disease carrier of the COVID 19 virus. With his self-righteous, ill-informed understanding of what contagious and constitutional means, his protestations to the checkout girl, free from the tyranny and oppression of a removable face covering, can infect the people around him with his freedom laden spittle and spew.
During COVID Kevin’s viral mating season of 3 to 14 or more days, Kevin can infect dozens of others, statistically sending several to the hospital or their death, fulfilling his role in the pandemic ecosystem.
SYNONYMS:
COVID Cory, COVID Cody, COVID Carl, as well as other catchy names that pair well with Covid, including its feminized versions, COVID Carole and COVID Karen (Not to be confused with the white privileged, self-righteous female “Karen”)
1. Is that some COVID Kevin making an ass out of himself in the checkout line?
2. Whenever I’m indoors with people I don’t know not wearing masks, I can’t help but feel I’m surrounded by a bunch of COVID Kevins.
3. Poor guy, he was a COVID Kevin and didn’t even know it.
Someone who fled the way they voted because they wanted to eat out and have their basic freedoms restored. So they fled to red states on the other side of the country. Covid refugees aka half ass patriots who’s stomach dictates their actions.
Mark moved from New York City to Scottsdale because he wanted to eat out at a restaurant, thus giving him the label of covid refugee.
Man there’s a lot of covid refugees here, what gave it away, the New York license plate.
When you used to be a person with a juicy booty or bum and when covid made all of the gyms shut down your butt deflated leaving you with a ‘covid flatsie’.
Have you seen Mackenzie lately? Since the gym has closed her butts definitely been a victim of the covid flatsies.
the omicron update of tha covid because people wanted to see the new features
I got Covid-22 after getting the vaccine AND the booster
Since everyone is wearing a mask all we can see is a persons eyes and can't see their smile or facial expressions.
If the Chinese wouldn't have been eating and fucking bats and pangolins, we wouldn't have to guess what people look like under their covid mask. All we can see is their covid eyes.