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Crystal Rubber

1) subscriber to the new-age belief that certain crystals and semiprecious stones posses healing powers or other supernatural powers connecting the practitioner to the earth. See also: Tree Hugger, Granola Eater. 2) person who promotes environmental issues in an inappropriate manner or context.

That girl is such a granola eating, tree hugging, liberal crystal rubber.

by homehounder January 10, 2010

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Crystal Mather

A fat loser, who thinks she's smarter than everyone else. She's very poor, and lives in a shithole.

Person 1 : wow, look at mary, she's such a fat bitch.
Person 2 : LOL, yea. What a Crystal Mather.

by i thought i was your friend. January 9, 2012

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crystal palace

A poorly performing London based team. The agitation that is felt for them, but yet not for teams such as Fulham, comes from Palace fans belief that they are actually good. In the rare event of them winning, the score is recorded and then brandished at every available point. Additionally their manager, Ian Dowie feels it his place (from the relegation zone) to advise Tottenham and other higher ranked teams on how they should play. The majority of their fans are incredibly smug individuals.

Even though Palace have been relegated, their smug fans will find a silver lining to it.

by Matt May 15, 2005

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Crystal Methodist

A person with facial tattoos that refer to the Christian faith. This person is often stick-thin with an appearance most commonly associated with meth addicts. Crystal Methodists are most often found on the popular television show "Cops".

"Damn man, look at a this white trash!"

"Woah, be quiet Fred! You know there's a bunch of Crystal Methodists living around here! You'd be shot in a heartbeat!"

by Optimal11 December 15, 2013

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The Crystal K

When you're choking her out during sex and she passes out so you wake her up with a paddlin and her dog licks your asshole.

I saw my guardian angle last night when my Boyfriend gave me The Crystal K

by Icoinedthetermblumpkin April 24, 2021

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Crystal pvp

Crystal pvp is a type of minecraft pvp . When a players legs are at the same area as the end crystal. They will take a lot of damage and might die if they do not have enough good enough gear . There are a few types of crystal pvp such as the hit crystal and butterfly crystal . People need a lot of totems of undying golden apples and ender Pearls as crystal pvp is very dangerous.

Who do you think is the best at crystal pvp ?

by shockwavemax April 21, 2022

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Smoking the crystal

smokin dope out of a crystal shaped pipe

Kevin: Noskey, have you been smoking the crystal again?
Noskey:sure nuff have

by W33DSMKR February 2, 2011

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