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A dirt curtain is the (specifically long in length) ring of pubic hair surrounding the butthole.
Thanks Paul! I feel so much cleaner, your bidet really blasted my dirt curtain.
When you are so fat that both sides of your testicles cover your penis .
Holy Fawk Ricky look at the bird curtains on that fat bastard. I bet he has to hold ‘em to the sides when he’s getting a blowie.
When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"
The act of placing one's lips over the labia and blowing as to create a loud flapping sound.
Eric gives lessons on curtain blowing in his free time.
A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.
My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.
When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.
friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"
Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.
Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World