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Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.
Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World
When someone has anal sex with a woman, then moves down to standard vaginal intercourse.
friends talking to each other "I did the chocolate curtains on Helen the other night"
Why the fuck am I looking up quivering curtains
Saggy vagina lips that makes whistling noises when a queef happens.
Man i think that lady has a flute curtain, I heard a whistle when she queefed
a curtain that men should wear to hide their dicks. if they have a small dick, they get a small dick curtian. its very simple.
"did you see how small his dick curtain was?"
"yeah i bet his dick is smaller than vances"
crust curtains:
when your a chic and your vagg starts to rust shut and then begins to fall apart.
"ive gotcrust curtains"-Madonna
When a woman temporarily forms a penis with her beef curtains
She had a magnificent but temporary curtain pole. Invented by Jimmy Why