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Celebrated on November 5th. it celebrates everything that the vagina has given us. Usually, a couple celebrates this day by having brutal sex.
John: dude, i can't wait until tomorrow!
Steve: why?
John: it's Pussy Day!
Steve: oh, i totally forgot! did you get her a present?
John: yeah, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO HER!
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The worst kind of day. Its a day where shops wont sell you liquor.
"Hey man, we should go grab some beers"
"You can't, its a dry day today"
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Falls on November 15th; a day for all women to celebrate their youth and naughtiness.
Bitch day is right around the corner, ladies!
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Bones day / No bones day originated from tik-tok. It works kind of like a weather forecast. The forecast works the way that @jongraz on tik-tok tries to sit up the pug noodles in the morning. If he collapsed it's a no bones day, if he doesn't it's a bones day. A bones day is meant to be a positive day that great stuff is gonna happen on, and a no bones day is a day where you might wanna stay in bed drinking whiskey.
"It's a bones day today! Great stuff is gonna happen!" or as used to start a briefing in the pentagon: "I don't know whether there's a bones or a no bones day, so let's get the meeting started and hope for the best."
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Dude Wtf Stop Trying to find A day To do That S-(Bleep) Girls And Kids Or even Young Men are Not Toys And Should Not be Treated like one *Still who rapes a Toy?*
Random Guy: Hey its Rape Day
Y/N: Then (Bleep) Off
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The day when your unemployment cheque comes through the post.
Wake up, it's giro day! What time does the offie open?
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