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When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her
I had to use my last line of defense
To blame a crime committed on your wife.
My client would like to plead the Borat defense.
The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.
This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.
"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"
"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."
When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
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Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.
Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*
when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense
"Yo, let's play these niggas"
"nah man he play white boy defense"
A defense used for charges of indecent exposure. First used in Davenport case where a man had his wife testify that he was not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.
I got off the charges using the McFly defense