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to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent
- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!
A person who is always trying to look and act in a sexually attractive to someone, but never realizes when the other person is playing along.
Girl 1: Ugh! He clearly wants to have sex with me, but never takes my hints
Girl 2: He clearly has Single directional innocent whore complex !
The thought that Kanye West will take over the 'popular' band, One Direction.
Hey, did you hear about West Direction?
No.
Oh, OK.
in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.
Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy
pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games
i only use directional hitting
A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
Sleeping after finishing an exam paper
me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"