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Also known as DBS, Douche Dag Syndrome is a condition in which a male human becomes incapable of gentlemanly conduct. Lying; cheating; selfishness; and ditching of his girlfriend, friends, and even family are common characteristics of this life altering condition. Men, even young boys, can lose the best pieces of their lives when affected by DBS. The cure is simply a conscious change of attitude and a reevaluation of priorities.
Man, did you hear about Tonya? Her boyfriend caught a bad case of Douche Bag Syndrome and left her for a hooker! He's gonna regret that one.
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1)A Bitchy Vagina Cleaner
2)good word to use when your shitfaced
Shutup, you fucking douche bag cunt
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When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.
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The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.
"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian
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A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!
Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags
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a word meaning asshole, inconsiderate, and a number of other things but most of all it defines two real people. there names are robert and kent.
kent and robert are the biggest douche bags in the state of florida
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