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Elf Job

When A woman/man's partner LOVE'S Christmas so much they dress up as a christmas elf and preform oral sex while pretending to be from the north pole.

Last night I was so excited for the holidays I put on my elf hat, suspenders, green tights and my shoes with the bells and gave my husband an Elf job under the mistletoe! H

by Defnotyourname November 6, 2017


Gross elf

A lil angry bald man that tends to drink a lot during difficult situation
This guy is an ass munch

Mike is a gross elf
I think that gross elf is drunk again

by Drunken midget January 28, 2014


Elf rod

A rod you use to stick up some ones but

Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass

by Drogon are da best November 27, 2020


Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.

“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.

by Father McKinley March 27, 2024


the classroom slut elf

dm her for nudes

the classroom slut elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021


old wise elf meebop

old wise elf meebop is a very nice elf and he know everything about the world!

I really like old wise elf meebop he's such a nice elf!

by Old Wise Elf Meebop July 6, 2021


Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns

Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family

by ThisElf June 9, 2021