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Flat Earth

The flat earth is a constructed religion. Constructed religions are amongst the least known "arts", but very abused by it's powers.
Like many religions constructed in the late 20th century The Flat Earth cult was a constructed religion that was constructed by a group of people interested in the idea.with the rise of the internet the idea spread quickly.
Like many cult and antiscience formed throughout the years, it relies and the small-minded belief that since one can't trust the government then they can trust any random source claiming to be against the government.
Ironically, the very source of the belief could be the government itself. According to a research paper published by the Zwich Derkwiz and Durch Zurich of the University of Dürwelt, The flat earth idea could have being perpetuated by CIA mind control reports, this included numerous references to declassified CIA documents and direct qoutes from member of the programs.Since then attempts had being made to interview members of the CIA program.

Flat Earth is a cult

by Roybook August 25, 2017

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flat hill

The hardest part of the task is complete and you're able to easily continue on.

ie. smooth sailing

Brendan: You seem pretty busy today.
Alice: Yeah, but this is the most work I'll do all week. After this, it's all flat hill from here.

by pendocsurg April 13, 2018


Flat Stench

The stench that occurs when visiting the unwashed abode of someone who lives in there own filth. The smell will most likely stick to your clothes and a shower is definitely in required to eliminate the smell. (Deemed flat stench as it is most common in small stuffy flats with terrible airflow)

Saul: It stinks in here.
Callum: Its the Flat Stench.
Saul: I can never get this out Yeah, I've already washed my converse shirt like 7 times it's putrid intoxicating wank is almost impossible to evade

by UrbanNigtionary June 17, 2016


Flat roofer

Traditionally a pub with a flat roof. A ‘shit pub’ . A popular place for gammons to congregate and a breeding ground for EDL.

Fancy a pint? Yeah alright there’s a flat roofer round the corner.

by FlatsSince92 December 15, 2021


Flat Stanley

An old circus term for a joint or cigarette that, typically, has been flattened in the ass pocket of one’s jeans.

It’s and old circus term, thats why we say that.

Example:
Alex: “Can i bum a cig?”
Will:“Yeah but they are all Flat Stanleys.”

Mikey: Who flat stanleyed the joint?
Matt: My bad I was drunk and sat on them at the bar.

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023


flat stan

A person who looks like the character from the book flat stanley. An example would be Adam Brodowski

flat stan

by Gberg42 March 4, 2014


flat 36

a term used to describe a group of really amazing and funny girls that are loved by everyone who not are not whore and bitches.

"i totally wish i was like Amy and Lucy, who are totally flat 36's"

by Lesley Brown April 13, 2016