throddlecoptered

Getting absolutely intoxicated. The act of being extremely impaired.

Hey, we're all off tomorrow! We should all get throddlecoptered tonight!

Dude, I was so throddlecoptered at that party last night!

What a crappy day I had. I just wanna throw on a good throddlecopter tonight and forget about it all.

The "Salt Flats"

The extreme dehydration and/or thirsty feeling you get after a meal with excessive amounts of salt and/or sodium. Similar, but not related to the "meat sweats".

The "salt flats" ~ noun

After eating a whole order of orange chicken AND pork fried rice, Curtis was 'bound to hit the salt flats hard.