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time flex

They the real OG for no reason in the middle of a sentence

John Doe:”yall didn’t get this guy like I did before the Kanye collab, unrelated emoji”
John Smith:”doe hittin with that time flex”

by Zroxev August 21, 2020


flex a grumpy

To take a shit outdoors

That burrito is kicking in. I'm fit to flex a grumpy.

by agroman2012 October 9, 2011


flex flexington

Someone who shows off all the time or flexes about things in his or her life

HaqL is a flex flexington because he flexes every shot he hits

by Dumster March 5, 2017


flex stop

When you cross your legs and flex your butt muscles together to hold a dump in because your anal sphincter isn't strong enough.

Dude I had a close call this morning. I broke into a shuffle on the way to the bathroom and had to pause half way to do a flex stop.

by hilarioyo September 29, 2013


colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

by Thunderthighs11 August 19, 2019


Flex jr

Altough flex is 5.09 he is a fat fuck that only eats chocolate. His father is the sexiest man you will ever meet and is a fine piece of meat. Flex only like men (eoin). Women go after him to get with his father.

Eoin is my only man defines Flex jr

by Rians father 035 April 12, 2023


flexing on the book

Gangster that is hella religious

Yo my man Ronald Is flexing on the book

by Der vvv March 29, 2018