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When you avoid doing something, cause you have something more important to do.
- "Why she didn't come to class?"
- "Well, she had a bigger fish to fry."
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1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.
2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.
3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
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A British TV comedy series starring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. There were four seasons which ran from 1989 til 1995. The show comprised of various sketches, often based heavily on wordplay. Hugh Laurie would often perform comical songs, and sketches were interspersed with aparrantly random vox-pops of recurring characters saying irrelevant statements. The most well known characters are probably John and Peter, hard-drinking, very dramatic businessmen who have a different business in each episode but are always based in Uttoxceter. The show is a classic but isn't particularly widely known. In series' 3 & 4, each episode ended with Fry saying "Please Mister Music, will you play?" and Laurie playing the theme tune while Fry hilariously mixed various unusual cocktails, including a Sodding Mary. The show was pretty eccentric and fairly highbrow, with a side helping of innuendo and wordplay. And drag.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that hilarious show A Bit of Fry and Laurie?
Person 2: No..
Person 1: Well you should. You'll love it. Or you're a Pimhole.
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Utah fry sauce (also "fry sauce") is a mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup in a 2:1 ratio generally meant for dipping french fries and onion rings, although it can be put on hamburgers. It is attributed to the Utah-based fast-food chain Arctic Circle ca. 1948. However, it also resembles a simplified version of pre-existing Thousand Island dressing. According to Wikipedia, similar sauces are widely known elsewhere, including "mayoketchup" in Puerto Rico, "Burger Sauce," "Pink Sauce" (also "Salsa Rosada" in S. American countries), even "Cockteilsauce."
Provo drive-through loudspeaker: "Would you like _eye _oss with that, Sir?"
Out-of-town customer: "What?"
Loudspeaker: "Utah fry sauce, Sir? Or maybe you'd prefer ketchup? ... Or both?"
Out-of-town customer: "That's fine, thanks."
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A burrito so hot god himself couldnt eat it: or a loose woman who likes to get banged like a salvation army drum with the fury of a wolverine
yo that bitty i jizzed on was quite the cheddar fry...son
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Aidan Fry
GET THIS PUT IN PLEASE!!!!
If you are named Aidan Fry you are a total ass. You have zero respect for the people you are dating and treat girls like hit. Never date him he will tear your heart into pieces and throw it out like it was nothing. If you choose to be with him then don’t come crying back to anyone cause i said i told you so. Don’t even trust him, don’t like him, don’t date him and especially don’t fall in love with him!!!!!!!!!
Aidan Fry is a actual asshole do not trust him!!!!
Aidan Fry is a disgusting human being
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when a white male has a very skinny and long penis
Man,Lucas has a french fry dick