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AIDS Grenade (noun): When you start hanging out with a chick who has AIDS, just so that everyone will think you close, and then when your enemies come out of the woodwork to bang her, they get AIDS.
Dude: 'Does Jim really bang that junkie chick who's always hanging around?'
Bro: 'Naw, she's an AIDS Grenade.'
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The act of a female hovering (straddled) over a person, spreading her vagina lips apart & allowing sand to fall out onto their "target"
After I JUST fell asleep (the first 3 minutes in a week) I was startled awoke by a gritty grenade!
Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.
Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.
Former Mayor of New York and future cast member of Orange is the New Black, Rudy Giuliani
"Rudy Giuliani is a hand grenade, he's going to blow us all up,"
-John Bolton
A statement of fact, usually in the form of an e-mail, that renders all hostile (emailers) silent
Employee #1: I had been getting calls and e-mails all morning about the Widget Project. Managers want status, test group wants results.
Employee #2: What changed? Why did they stop?
Employee #1: I silenced them all when I explained to them the Widget Project was, in fact, not my project (according to my manager) and they need to direct their efforts towards <Employee X>
Employee #2: Sounds like you lobbed them a logic grenade
When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face