Globo Gym

An extremely hideous female that resembles the only woman on the Globo Gym dodgeball team from Eastern Europe played by Missi Pyle. Also seen at UCA cheerleading camps.

Dammit! We got GLOBO GYM for our instructor this week!

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gym badge

A sexual act in which a man(or women) craps on their partner's chest and smears it in a hexagonal pattern. Then the partner says "alright I got a gym badge!"

"I love my girl, she give me gym badges everyday!"

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Gym teacher

A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!

Person: So you’re a gym teacher, huh?

Gym teacher: Yeah! I teach kids how to kick a ball and yell at them to run around in circles all day!

Person: Yeah, you’re fucking useless.

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gym tryhard

A gym tryhard is a person in P.E that will either 1. exploit the rules the P.E teacher has given them 2. complain about someone breaking the rules to win and complain ever class periods after 3. Get mad at their teammates even though it is just a P.E GAME THAT WON'T EVER MATTER!!!

dude Caden is such a gym tryhard, he complains about everthing

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sex gym

When your date or person of interest has two places of residence and uses the term to loosely describe the one residence which they share with a roomate who happens to be of the other sex.

I don't want to show you my apartment because it's a 24/7 operating sex gym.

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The Gym Winter Arc

The arc in which a man bulks up by gaining as much muscle as possible during winter while wearing a hoodie/baggy clothes to later cut the excess fat in time for summer to be shredded.

The gym winter arc is up ahead. Time to put my head down and get to work.

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gym meet

The rip off of Bryn Mawr's Gym Drill. Basically Bryn Mawr came up with the idea in the 19th century to show that women were just as physically fit as men. So every spring there would be a huge gymnastics display, by 1927 it changed over to culutural dances. Gym Meet was not even founded until 1929. At Bryn Mawr the girls are required to take dance as well as p.e., and it's not a competition it's a celebration of unity. So NDP and Maryvale really have nothing on Bryn Mawr as far as gym...... dances/things are concerned

Why weren't you at practice yesterday?
I had to stay late for Gym Meet practice

Our Gym Meet dance is amazing!!!!!!

OMG she was so upset we didn't win Gym Meet she started crying!

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