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When you get a handy on the dance floor of a frat house.
You hear the boy Jason got a Greek handy last week? He’s unstoppable!
An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”
Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.
When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.
Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!
When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
He was reeling from his spicy handy. He forgot it was taco Tuesday.