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A C-Hawk is a true champion who will come out victorious in his life no matter what.
How to become a C-Hawk in 8 easy steps:
1.Make basic grammatical distinctions. BEWARE. Your brain might melt from trying to grasp the enigmatic essence that differentiates the words ''your'' and ''you're''. How he does it, we'll never know.
2.Master the art of making one piss blood. To grasp this concept, a C-Hawk will become an apprentice at the most elite of learning facilities: Prison. Footlong criminal records are strongly recommended if you want to give YOUR glare that extra zing!
3.Manage at least 500 accounts online. This means NO FREE TIME. What girl is more important than trying to get your point across to a numskulled invertebrate? And sleep? Forget that shit. Sleep is for fags.
4. Know every word in the dictionary. Why demarcate your lexicon to a meager quantum fabricated of vacuous terms when you can excogitate the unmitigated meticulousness of a dictionary? Memorize it. Certainly don't pay attention during your school years, whatever you do.
5.Become a pimp! Start off by having flawless skin and a twelve pack. To attract the right women, you will need a sexy scent. Axe is so 2006. This year, it's all about the smell of sweat and blood! The chicks dig it.
6.Be born simply the best at everything you do. If you're a shitmunity dweller, you may not become a C-Hawk. However, you may become the fabric used to make his carpeting.
7.???
8.PROFIT!
C-Hawk could also be interpreted as PWN1N
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Basically a mohawk but more gothic-inspired.
I like that goth chick's death hawk.
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Someone who checks out other men in the locker room while they are changing. "Knob" refers to a mans "rod" or "johnson", and "hawk" refers to the wandering eyes of the suspected knob watcher.
After third hour, little Billy sat and watched the other male students in his area change. Then one of the other boys noticed that Billy's eyes were wandering, so he started shouting "KNOB HAWK, WE GOT A KNOB HAWK, GET THE ROPE, GET THE ROPE!" And then little Billy was strung up and beaten like a toy pinata.
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A person who steals another persons pictures, to use as his/her own Self-Image. This person then lies to other people they meet online through a chatroom or message board, etc. Usually The Pic Hawk is a Fat or Ugly person or unsure of their own image. Some Pic Hawks Use these fake pics to meet people over the internet for sexual Hook-ups.
Creating A Bizarre atmosphere in which the people who think their meeting the person they Knew so long online or on the phone,Find themselves meeting someone who is totally different and not their sexual-type.
Rob is so black he purple and ugly as fuck but he has seen and fell in love with Erica's Profile on Mypro, And he thinks she's a perfect dime piece.
So Unsure of how she'll eccept or reject him, he decides to be a Pic Hawk. He then sends her several pics of this colombian brazillian Model Nene. She quickly gets intersted and starts to take it further by asking for his cell number, he then runs frantically to the library and studies spanish so he can convince Erica, he is who he really says he is.(Nene the latin male model). meanwhile Rob is really a fat and bald 40 yr old virgin who wants to lose his virginity to a really hot dime, and knows as ugly as he is that's not possable. So he developes this alter ego as Nene and Starts to really get this Honey going. Then she tells him its time they meet, And when she goes to his house Her whole perception of who He really is changes to the point of her thinking this guy must be freakin' crazy or something. He then plays it off that he sent her the wrong pics, which she says is BS. Then she gets so worked up over the entire situation and then relizing that somehow she feels sorry for the poor fuck, she decides what the heck she'll sleep with him. She gives him a pitty fuck. And never returns to his house or returns his calls again. And this sick cycle continues with every hot Honey he meets online untill he runs into a Honey who's smart and dips on his ass as soon as she meets him. "that aint you in da pic you sent me online nigga, lata"
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The act of defecating for so long that ones legs become immobile and useless, whilst simultaneously using a cell phone during said defecation, for so long that ones neck becomes cramped and bent to the side, so that at the end of the period of defecation, one needs a wheelchair to leave the lavatory and will resemble the physicist Stephen Hawking.
"Dude I was taking a dump so long I came outta there looking like Stephen Hawking"
"Bro this dump could end up being a Stephen Hawking"
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Another term for a Sea-Gull as they eat anything
Look out that Shite Hawk is coming after your chips!
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The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.
Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.
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