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A phenomenon caused where those who hate someone actually pay more attention to you than the fans do.
Paul: If they hate him so much then why do they listen?
Peter: It's the Howard Stern Effect, they want to hear what he'll say next.
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The act of washing your hands with scented liquid soap to clover up the smell of marijuana in your bathroom.
Guy1: yo this bathroom smells like that serious sour D
Guy2: yea money. We need to howard beach airfreshiner this ma fucker.
Guy:word.
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A measure of how detrimental a star player is to a sports team. It is based off the notion that no NBA basketball team has been successful with Juwan Howard on their roster.
Man, Starburry's real high on the Juwan Howard Index.
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The second realm of what I like to call hell, other wise a place filled with no minded girls and f boys addicted to snap chat...oh and there’s your quality band geeks that get along perfectly
Nancy: yeah! I went to Howard middle school the kingdom of dub smash and hoes.
John: that’s uh...nice
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1) When you gamble all of the money you made from selling goods you borrowed from someone else, and still lose all of THAT money.
2) When you hide in your side ho's closet and text her.
3)When you buy an uncut black opal gem online, and somehow get it stolen by Kevin Garnett.
1) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna pay for our bills.
2) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna unfuck Julia.
3) Ah honey, you are pulling a Howard Ratner, now how are we gonna get our Uncut Gem *wink* back from Kevin Garnett.
The ghost of the 5th wife of King Henry the Eighth. Apparently roams Hampton Court or Tower of London.
Person 1: Hey I went to Hampton Court!
Person 2: Nice! Did you see Katherine Howard's ghost?
Person 1: What do you mean?
Person 2: Okay, Katherine Howard is the fifth wfe of king Henry, she got beheaded at Hampton Court. Before she got beheaded she managed to break free from the guards and run in the gallery while shouting for mercy. Henry didn't hear her shouts for mercy and after that, the guards took Katherine away and chopped her head off.
Small crap hole town in West Michigan, right off the highway surrounded my corn. The high school graduates about 150 students a year, some drop out or get knocked up. Usually if you are born here, you are stuck here. There aren't any fast food restaurants so you'd have to go a town or two over to eat McDonalds, BK, or whatever else you fancy. Most people have summer teeth or no hair. Bums seem to flock here as well as drunks. There is one motel, but I would not stay there. Not a lot goes on in this rink-a-dink town, but the kids that do get out and get a life, are totally amazing!
Dude: man, we had to stop in Howard City, MI to get gas. I'm glad I don't live there.
Bud: yeah I know what you mean, it's more like Howard Shitty!
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