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Can I have the last cookie
Can I have the last cookie ?
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Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.
“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”
What a girl asks a man when she wishes to sleep with him.
Girl: Oh hey, can I borrow your phone charger?
Man: Errr, are you asking if you want to sleep with me?
Girl: Yes, Yes I am.
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A phrase hypothetically asked when one notices that another is blatantly staring at them.
Braedon looks up to see the class fag, Andrew staring at him.
"What, Andy?"
"Oh...nothing." Andrew continues to stare.
"Damn, can I have my face back?"
Andrew busts out crying at the class bursts out in laughter, ridiculing the gay fag.
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Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
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BALLS IN YA JAWS
CAN I PUT MA BALLS IN YA JAWS
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Can i get free gay dicks
Can i get free gay dicks
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