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When someone is so depressed that they believe that death is better than pain. This usually happens to people who have unsolvable problems.
Ryann was very depressed for many years. She went to her friend and her friend told her: "Suicide is your only option." So Ryann killed herself the following day.
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A phrase once again coined by the up most respected and very easily miss confused Steven Burkemper. Related to early nine teen nineties Grateful Dead concert parking lots, young Burkemper selling commodities such as Shasta cola and grilled cheese sandwiches. Burkemper loudly announces his product costing a mere US Dollar, affordable to the average patron of the scene, as a tasty beverage or snack to quench the thirst or hunger of the purchaser. "What the Fuck Its Only a Buck", became an instant staple for vendors around the country on the grateful dead parking lot circuit, and went on to acquire such acceptances from other parking lots in the later years such as; Phish, Widespread Panic, String Cheese etc...
"Cola's, Grilled Cheese, What the Fuck it's only a buck!!!"
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A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
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"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.
"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."
"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."
"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
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1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.
2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.
Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt
Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.
You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth
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Advice given by friends, colleagues, and a associates who are sick and tired of hearing another's incessant whining, bitching and moaning over their blown out of proportion, good-time-ruining problems.
On par with "Quit yer bitchin" and "Get the sand out of your vagina"
"I can't seem to get a date. Girls don't like me, I'm awkward, if I can't get a girl, I must be a loser of some kind. I'll never get laid, or a girlfriend, or married, etc etc etc."
"Hey, you know who doesn't have to worry about girls? The dead. Maybe you should kill yourself. I'm beginning to think that suicide is your only option. This way, you won't have to worry about getting laid, and we don't have to keep listening to your stupid complaints.
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I agree with the above definition. It is also a song by The Strokes.
You only live once is one of the strokes best songs.
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