Grassy Bore

A method of masturbation in which you take a piece of grass or other thin object (pencil) and slide it into your urethra then out again, as if your were cleaning a pistol. Tends to be painful and only recommended for experienced jack-offs.

Person 1: Dude, did you see that chick last night? She was smokin'.
Person 2: Yeah man, I grassy bored that.
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you?

6👍 1👎

Bored At Home

Teen girl(s) who have nothing better to do with their time but to spend it taking "hot" pictures using a mirror or a webcam, with pursed lips and over extended fingers making an awkward peace sign.

Person 1: Buddy, did you see Taylor's new profile pic?
Person 2: Yea man, definite bored at home..

6👍 1👎

boring mother

some person that don't let you do some simple things or criticates all things you do.

wooow, that waitress, she's a boring mother, she don't let me acess my facebook on tablet menu.

6👍 1👎

bored at baker

"A place for trolls™" ®

Dartmouth's place for people to chat anonymously with one another

Yo dude I was on Bored at Baker all night last night... didn't get any studying done!!!

6👍 1👎

I'm bored

1) a statement of just how bored you are.

2)what a man say's when he means "i want sex"

1) I'm bored. fetch me some pot

2) "hey, honey, i'm bored, you wanna stay in tonight?"

118👍 62👎

bored game

any game played out of boredom - typically a board game, but any activity will do.

When I lived in Hagtown I typically spent my Friday nights playing bored games.

9👍 2👎

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

37👍 17👎