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Like a Monet; A girl who looks good from a distance but up close she is a wreck. Like a 3 iron (golf) it's good from a distance but up close its worthless.
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I took the iron horse to see my grandparents.
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1. Iron Man is a marvel comics created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Iron man's first appearance was in Tales of Suspense #39. Iron man's true identity is Anthony Stark. Stark was born in Long Island, New York. When he was only 21 years old, he inherited Stark Industries, which is his father's company. On a trip in Vietnam, Stark was captured by Wong Chu, a Vietnamese warlord. Stark was ordered into building weapons for Wong Chu, but he was secretly creating a powerful suit with his fellow prisoner,Yin Sen. When the suit was finished, Yin Sen sacrificed himself so that Stark could get his suit ready for battle. Enraged with his friend's death, Stark killed Wong Chu and managed to escape from Vietnam as the invincible iron man.
2. An awesome song by Black Sabbath.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
Iron man could easily kill captain planet in two hits.
I listened to "Iron man" by Black Sabbath during the car ride.
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A test of endurance that requires one to engage in intercourse with a girl from every sorority at the appropriate university.
"I just need a AXO to complete my Iron Man circuit!"
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The act of taking wrinkled clothing, spraying it heavily with Febreze and running it through the dryer for five minutes (blow drying it in a pinch) instead of hauling out the ironing board and iron and doing a proper job. Also works when the clothes are not freshly washed.
I've got to be at work in an hour and my jacket looks like I slept in it, but a bit of Febreze ironing should take care of it.
Mmmmm, you smell good. Febreze iron your sweater this morning?
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The term "Iron Mike" is uniquely American slang used to refer to men who are especially tough, brave, and inspiring.
Typically used within the military, especially among Marines.
Marine 1: Gunny has 2 purple hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honor.
Marine 2: He is the true definition of "Iron Mike."
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