Fat crush

When you have a huge crush on someone

You have a fat crush on her

Fat Sweats

The act of being fat and sweating profusely without any sort of exertion/and or just thinking about hard work, or food.

Junior started getting fat sweats while sitting on his fat ass, thinking about how to deep throat a corn dog.

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Fat Fuck

A triple-insult designed to really hit home. It is in fact three separate insults;

1. You're Fat
2. You're a Fuck
3. You're a Fat Fuck.

Shut the fuck up you Fat Fuckin Fuck.

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Fat dog it

A replacement of the phrase bear down, fat dog is gonna be used until it isn’t too soon to use “bear down”

Fat dog it for midterms

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fat coochie

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck

Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie

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fat-finger

To press another button accidentally, while pressing numbers or letters that you meant to, resulting in an incorrect extra number/letter. Such as when typing something, or dialing a phone number.

Someone fat-fingered the p instead of the o, that's how pwnage was made.

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Fat Nap

After taking a short or long nap and waking up feeling refreshed and completely rested

“I just woke up from a fat nap!”

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