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To be mistaken as an actual threat while in costume and being erroneously killed. As in the movie Zombieland.
While dressed as a cop, to scare his felon friend, he was Bill Murrayed by mistake.
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the sickest losing team in the NFL. Nobody hates them except for those wankers in New York City and Boston. Fuck them! they've never won a superbowl, but they made the Superbowl 4 times in a row. The fans still love em cuz they try their hearts out every year. they always fall one game short of the playoffs, or one field goal short of Superbowl championships, one kick return TD of...
bills fan1: what are the bills, 9-7
bills fan2: ya, think so. didn't make the playoffs again
bills fan1: oh well, better luck next year. lets go watch a sabres game.
bills fan2: FUCKINEH
buffalo bills kick ass
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a john bill is another name for a joint or spliff first used in ireland by a group known as the ard na greine rockers who use the word john before many other words because its fuckin funny and bill comes from the term billy bifter or spliff...putting the two together gives us john bill which is one of many amazing terms used by ther ard na greine rockers...the old term for john bill was sean william
When she says "I love you" during sex, you stop mid-thrust and say "What the fuck did you just say?"
"So how'd it go with home girl?"
"Not so good man, had to Squirrelly Bill her ass"
Bill Kaulitz is the hot lead singer from Tokio Hotel
He is so damn fine. his jawline is so sharp u could use it as a alternative for a knife. He's so fucking dreamy with his brown eyes like oh my god. He got me at a chokehold. I want to just kiss him all over. his voice is so damn- just- AHHH how tf can anyone be that perfect like he is the only attractive emo in the whole fucking world. His 2023 era is so damn fine too. some of my friends say he looks like a girl but at this point I don't really care what they think, they cant convince me he's ugly because he's not. sometimes, if my friends say anything bad about him I take it as a compliment because if I ever meet him, that means that they wont take him away from me. If anyone says anything bad about him their just jealous that they cant be as hot as him, like come on seriously. Some people are like "Ewwww Bill looks like a porcupine and tom looks like a mop! their both literally so ugly" FIRST OF ALL, Bill is not a porcupine and even if he was he would be MY porcupine and SECOND how actual fucking are u call tom a mop because of his dreadlocks. dreadlocks is apart of a culture and saying its ugly can disrespect some people and its quite racist in some ways too, AND tom isn't ugly.
Literally any Tokio Hotel fan: BILL KAULITZ IS SO TALENTED OMG
Hater: stfu no he's not, he's ugly af
Tokio Hotel fan: its kinda sad because u think I only care about his face and ur one to judge because u haven't even given his music a try yet so how about u stfu and mind ur own fucking business because i was never talking to u in the first place, self absorbed bitch
(WOW i got a little extreme there lmfao)
A guy who has created a video that made the school useless. (History of the entire world, i guess)
Guy 1: Hey i gtg to school .
Guy 2: The school is useless now.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Go watch Bill Wurtz.
The act of getting your partner intoxicated to the point where he or she no longer has his or her good senses and is more likely to agree to things that he or she would typically oppose to in a sober mind.
I didn't really want to do anal last night, but then that nigga gave me like four glasses of moscato. Three shots of Patron, two Bud Light Limearitas, and a blunt later and I was tootin' it up! That nigga Bill Cosbeyed me .