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Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
1. Sugar
2. Honey
3. Iced
4. Tea
WHICH ONE OF YE DIDN'T FLUSH DA TOILET AFTER TAKIN A SHIT?
Are you really that board and dead inside to search up shit in the urban dictionary? Well im here to help. 1. Get some help. 2. Make some friends. And 3. Get something to do in life PLEASE your life depends on it look at your dog he’s slowley dying while you have been on urban dictionary for 3 hours. GET SOME HELP!!
1. shit my dog is dying
2. Shit i dont have a life
that brown thing that comes outta yo ass like its slidin' into dms aka doo-doo and crap
When you do something just to be an asshole or for the pettiness of it.
"My bf broke up with me so I put his number in every men's toilets I go in."
"Why?"
"For the shit of it."