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ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t talk , look and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill you.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022


Ivan

Piano obsession, Cello lover

Best friends with Joe andrews

Fellow druggie

Collects tennis balls

Joe andrews:nahhh g

Ivan: you go bestie

by I like bubbles November 24, 2020


Ivan

(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.

As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.

by Pseudonat June 12, 2017


Ivan

Ivan comes from a Greek word which is Ghayno
And that’s what they called Bitches back then in Greek.

“You just like Ivan”

by BCIEM March 5, 2020


Ivan

Has a massive ass dick

Omg Ivan's dick is soooo massive

by Pedo-File March 4, 2022


Ivan

Weird dude who likes to finger his butt and spits like a llama. Hates the song Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Hey Ivan here’s this cool song by the Chainsmokers

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt*

by Iamivanagu November 22, 2021


Ivan

Weird dude that likes to finger his butt. Hates Closer by the Chainsmokers

Hey Ivan, you should listen to Closer by the Chainsmokers.

Ivan: A moo moo moo moo. *Fingers butt aggressively*

by Iamivanagu November 22, 2021