My fictional boyfriend. He is taken. He is mine. He sparkles. He beautiful. <3
It’s jasper cullen
Ugh I can’t do this I’m dehydrated
A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.
“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”
Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
“Jasper Murphy is a sexy bitch”
its a popular group of friends everybody likes them
stranger 1: OMG I HEARD THE JASPERS ARE COMING TO GO TO OUR SCHOOL!!
stranger 2: OMG REALLY!!
When one (normally a Twitard) become overly obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’ SO HOT AND FINE AF!!!
Me: another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.
Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.