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A synonym for an injury/being injured in baseball. This is named in honor of Jose Reyes of the New York Miserables. Jose Reyes continues, year after year, to have countless injuries come up throughout the season at an embarrassing rate. Further, he bunted for a hit than took himself out of the last game of the year to win the batting title. If you are called a 'Jose Reyes', it is the worst possible thing that one could be classified as. It is the ultimate state of humiliation.
Me: Hey Mike hows it going?
Mike: it looks like Jeremy pulled a Jose Reyes again
Me: Again?! He was injured all of last year too!
Mike: I know, kid lives on the DL, he's best friends with Jose Reyes and Carlos Beltran
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Jose Landino is a pro at rap battles and got his skills from roblox rap battles.
Person 1:hey who is Jose Landino.
Person 2:Jose Landino is a proffional rapper
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A very nice guy who loves too go out in the wild and is really chill with people
I thought jose garcia was mean but is actually chill!
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Brazilian-American philologist, artist, and an authority in classic languages. Currently living in the U.S.
Be a Jose Moreira, means: be a smart, clever person and do it better.
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A sloppy jose is when you fuck a girl in the ass and just before you cum you pull out and shoot your load into a double shot of Jose Cuervo. Then, let her take the shot like the dirty whore she is.
Last night I slipped that chick at the bar a sloppy jose.
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The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .
Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.
After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.
I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.
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