Random
Source Code
Random
Pulling a Stephen Kelly is not easy. Whether it be trapping that impressive fart you've been saving all day in your shirt, or farting out loud and blaming it on the poor person next to you, or even dragging a poor teacher down the hallway by her hair, it takes a special person such as Stephen himself to pull it off. You just have to claim that you are slow in the head and everything will settle in.
Stephen: *fart*
Teacher: Who farted? That was so rude!
Stephen: *Pointing rapidly at the person next to him*
Teacher: You just pulled The Stephen Kelly you sneaky bastard!
Stephen: *Drags the teacher down the hall by her hair*
Class: What the hell is going on?
Student 1: Oh my lord, he is going to get expelled.
Student 2: No he won't he is slow in the head.
Middle weight karate champion in the 1970's. Co-starred as black hero in ENTER THE DRAGON, and many low budget martial arts flicks of the 70's. The Lenny Kravitz of martial arts. And a pretty good tennis player. Character killed in acid bath in ETD.
Jim Kelly was the idol of Eddie Griffin's character in UNDERCOVER BROTHER.
Hey, don't dive in there! There's a raw sewage spill upstream. Don't pull a Jim Kelly!
32👍 10👎
Some dumb shit who had sex with a minor and pissed the fuck out of her. Enjoys being pissed on as well.
R Kelly pisses on minors for sexual enjoyment. He should write his own kamasutra.
593👍 286👎
The greatest girl in the entire world. She has no idea how much she means to me or how much I miss her or that I would do anything to be with her again. The perfect most beautiful woman I have/will ever lay my eyes on; soulmate.
That girl over there, Kelly Marie, is the only girl in the entire world for me.
47👍 17👎
A word used to describe the act of urinating or excreting feces on another human..usually of the opposite sex.
Man I was watchin this freaky porno right,and this guy did a R-Kelly all over some chick.
109👍 46👎
Kelly Clarkson is a great singer , winner of the first season of American Idol , and has an amazing voice
Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist. My favorite song of hers is Breakaway.
570👍 286👎