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When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.
“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”
to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt
John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.
When two men strip butt-ass naked and lather themselves in baby oil, and slicking the floor of the living room with vegetable oil. Both lads scurry and clamber to reach the next "room", pushing each other to make the other slip. The loser of the race has to give the winner oral sex.
"It's too cold out today. What should we do?" "We should do the Kansas Slip n' Slide!" "Sure!"
Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!
Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...
The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.
I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.
After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.
Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna
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To pull a quick right into swiss chalet when you get a whiff of that beautiful aroma.
I was riding qwerty not paying attention to where i was going then I just had to make a Kansas City right.
If your girl breaks your heart your due for a Kansas city right.
I shoulda wrapped it up, no what you shoulda done was make a kansas city right.
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