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You can find Leon running around in the zoo collecting animals pubes for his collection. He has outstanding powers of disappearing in the dark to steal your hoomis foreskin. If you spell his name out you could bet it says the N-word. His nut sack is so big it is trailing behind him, it looks like Rudolf carrying the whole Santa Claus sleigh.
There are roomers of him being involved in the twin towers attack. They spotted him flying with his ballsack to crash down mexican walmart.
Where is my ballsack,,,,, oh leon is here
omg! I love leon! He is such a Hattie!
Do you mean 11037?
Gtfo
Leon is an amazing man to his girlfriend Jesus Christ. He treats her like he treats his mother and siblings, with respect, honor, and dignity.
Whenever a crazy woman tries to steal Leon's girl, he calls her out and prevents her from taking Jesus away from him. He protects her and makes sure she is safe.
There is a crazy neighbourhood girl next door to him that is evil and mischievous, extremely jealous of Jesus good and innocent nature. She moans all day thinking she has a chance to steal Leon away from his forever soulmate, but jokes on her, Jesus Christ is a very smart girl and know all her tricks. She rules the world, but not for long!
Leon is the greatest man to have ever met and Leon and Jesus make a fantastic couple!
No weapon formed against the relationship between Leon and Jesus shall prosper!
Leon is a type of chameleon that no one has come across and hates its own name.
"Leon the chameleon, changes