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Being considered bi. And discriminated. But having two short nails. And a difficult-to-draw pride flag. And not American
Situation one:
“Hey I’m Lesbian”
“I thought u were American”
Situation two:
“Hey mom where are the nail clippers?”
“Oh I’m the bathroom why?”
“Jen is coming over”
“😮”
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1st definition: girl liking a girl
2nd definition: no dicks!
3rd definition: cute stuff :)
Mom: Sup kid
Kim: Mom, I’m lesbian
Mom: Good, I never wanted you to suck a dick
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a woman who uses a fake dick when she could just go out and get the real thing. why use a dildo or vibrator when you could just go out there and find a perfectly good dick? lesbians are just straight women who are faking it because they want to be different.
when a girl is asked by a guy to have sex and she says, "no i am a lesbian." she really means no i am going to go fuck my virbator tonight.
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Ugly, fat women that can't get men and resort to teaming up to have sex. They're always gross and never as hot as the ones on the internet. Period.
"Is that a lesbian?"
"She's fat, ugly and has a butch hair cut. So Yup!"
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Lesbians are just dick vegans
Stay WOkE
Yo you see the lesbian over there she's a sick vegan
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