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Some one married to a marine. The hardest job in the military. The Prettiest girls in the world. Will be away from their husbands for usualy six months at a time.
As of Oct. 18, 2008 i will be a marine wife.
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"Doing a Jamie Oliver"
When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"
Gaige Chaney. AKA (Hertz), (little big bro because I'm his lil brother and taller than him), and (fag). The dudes like 4'10"....maybe, if that. Freakin scrubb
Forest: "Bro I seen this guy, gaige yesterday bro, and bro, I gotta tell you. He's a fuckin midget marine bro"
Aron: *looks ashamed of relation bro* *then whidpers bro* that's my brother....Bro"
Forest: "Bro..."
Aron: "I know right, and he thinks man ho is an insult bro."
Gaige: *read this definition*....*FUCKING DIES*
A synonym for drinking. Could be used just for fun, or as a more passive way of telling you friends and family you're an alcoholic.
Mom - so what did you do last night
You - stayed in, marinated the liver
Mom - you shouldn't eat so much red meat
Friend - what are you up to right now
You - just marinating the liver
Friend - dude, it's noon on a Wednesday...
A person thoroughly and inextricably saturated in repeated autoerotic satisfaction.
Donald J. Trump is the acme of a marinated hump.
A Sex Posistion where you put the girl as a sail on your private part (wooden shoes required)
for example "this girl is into dutch marines" wich means that the girl is in some freaky shit
Marin County summed up:
- The old bearded hippie who drives a beat-up Peugeot station wagon and does Simon & Garfunkel covers is actually a multimillionaire.
- They claim to be liberals, but are visibly uncomfortable around people of color.
- There are more Porsche 911s than there are Black people.
- No good Asian food, except for maybe 3 restaurants.
- Only Tam, Marin Academy, Redwood, Branson and to some extent, Marin Catholic are relevant.
- The only immigrants here are your friends' Swedish, Dutch or German moms or French, British or Italian dads.
- Houses may be ugly 80s leftovers, but they're still worth $5 million.
- Kids turn into druggies or alcoholics before their sixteenth birthdays, and their parents let them.
- Your dad is in a band, mountain bikes, and has an old BMW or Porsche.
- Your mom teaches yoga, has a Patagonia puffer and only shops at farmers' markets.
Marin County is the only place I've ever seen a Range Rover with a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker.