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Melissa

You are a bad bitch
You always gonna succeed

You kinda gay tho
You are a fucking nice friend
Anyone would be lucky to have a Melissa
You are funny as hell

Damn that girl fine
Yeah, that's definitely a Melissa

by Teeny rec November 22, 2021


Melissa

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.

Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((

by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 31, 2022


Melissa

She's a beautiful, kind and independent female. She'll always there through thick and thin. She always cares about other people's need before hers. She's always there to help anyone. She never holds grudges and forgives easily.

*Girl: "Hey do you know who can help me with my project?"*

*Boy: "Yeah, Melissa will definitely help you."*

by Mel_lissa:) December 11, 2023


Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.

Melissa is fun to be with.

by Quickchow October 20, 2021


Melissa

The most thoughtful, caring and amazing person and the love of my life

She's my Melissa and she's the love of my life forever

by MelissasBoyfriend June 15, 2023


Melissa

Very Famous

Jane is very Melissa.

by MatthewUkpere March 28, 2021


Melissa

Super Duper smart funny, thoughtful, Nice, Easy to talk with, great mom and silly person that deserves to be ranked the greatest

Melissa

by SomebodyWhoisHumanPerson December 5, 2020