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Michael

Seems like the best possible boyfriend. Smart, cute, funny. Then slowly gets bored of you until he leaves your lovestruck ass and goes to break another girls heart.

Michael used to love me, then he met her...

by TigerPhoenix862 September 30, 2017

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Michael

Michael is the type of guy you will fall for instantly and be fooled. He may seem like he likes you but he doesn't. He flirts with other girls and probably plays sports like baseball. He is probably one of the more popular people in school and all he does is think of himself. Don't get involved with a Michael he will drive you crazy.

Ugh look at that guy Michael he is such a fool.

by Pinkdancer May 14, 2018

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"

by mugandstuff February 4, 2010

51πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Michael

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

by The Ultimate Mancore August 16, 2010

31πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


Michael

amazing abs and great hair. cocky asf

He had amazing abs... is that a Michael

by dara berger August 27, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Michael

good friend. nice hair. cocky asf. nice abs. literally makes me faint talking about him

he has nice abs... must be a Michael

by dara berger August 27, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Michael

A sexy as mother fucker with a massive Wong he’s fucked all ur girlfriends and is probably with your mum at this very moment

Michael has a huge dick I want to put my tight pussy around his huge dick

by Hansonhskwv July 6, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž