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When you get a blowjob inside an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
A: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night
B: No what?
A: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in an ice fishing hut.
A sex act whereas a male with two dildos is in 69 position with a female and alternating the penetration of the dildos between the vagina and the anus as if pulling the operating chain on a chain fall
My wife handed my dad two giant rubber cocks and said, "give me the ole Minnesota chain fall, daddy!"
When other people ask why your wearing shorts in 62° weather
Someone who isnt affected by the cold
Bro, why are you wearing shorts in December 😐
Im from Minnesota 🤷 ♂️
The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"
Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....
Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.
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The act of fucking a white animal in the winter then before busting a nut you pullout and ejaculate on the animal and the sidewalk creating "Minnesota White Snow"
Did you see fred banging that chicken! Yea then he pulled out and made Minnesota White Snow!
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The act of using ones foot specifically within the confines of a sink and exerting necessary pressure to force fecal matter down a drain while engaging in intercourse with a woman in a rental RV.
I rented an RV to go on a camping trip with the boys. We invited some ladies to join but none showed up initially. It was too cold to take a dump outside at night and we didn't want to pay the RV turd tank disposal fees. While everyone was asleep I propped myself up and left a rather large hershey highway deposit in the RV sink. Upon arrival of one of the ladies to the campsite later that night, the action began. We started to engage in sexual intercourse near the kitchen in the RV at which point in an effort to hide the lingering brown evidence from earlier I performed a proper ~Minnesota Waffle Stomp~
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