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Going down on a woman and she cums out a thousand lakes.
I gave Jessica a Minnesota Muff Dive and my bed was soaked.
When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.
Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap
fucking farmville
full of karen soccer moms and druggies
“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate”
The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"
Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....
Bob: Honey, let's go to the happiest place on earth.
Ethel: Disneywolrd
Bob: No.
Ethel: Heaven
Bob:No
Ethel: Ya Sure You betcha, just tell me already!
Bob: St. Peter, Minnesota.
The act of fucking a white animal in the winter then before busting a nut you pullout and ejaculate on the animal and the sidewalk creating "Minnesota White Snow"
Did you see fred banging that chicken! Yea then he pulled out and made Minnesota White Snow!
the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.
Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?