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Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's

When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.

Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"

by Remlap1223 April 12, 2010

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modern day slavery

when you close your tab of block puzzle!!!!!

bro i just closed my blocky tab this is like modern day slavery

by crackaextraordinaire March 31, 2021

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Modern Warfare 2 Rampage

When getting extremely pissed at MW2, and unable control your anger. It's common to break things while feeling this anger, either your controller, your headset, your tv, and even your xbox. After breaking some of these valuable things you then realize 2 minutes later that u just flipped out on a videogame and broke something very expensive, and dont wanna pay for a new one.

WTF. MOTHER FUCKER!!! I'V FUCKIN DIED 12 TIMES IN A ROW WUT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PIECA SHIT GAME. (dies again). FUCK THIS SHIT. (throws controller at wall)
(2 mins later) FUCK ME. I FUCKIN BROKE MY CONTROLLER (end of modern warfare 2 rampage).

by alexx93 August 13, 2010

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Modern Day Badass

A person who thinks they are a hardass, but are the complete opposite and ruins everybody's goodtime by manganing to fuck up even the best situations

Tom: whoa, man i can't wait to get some cuddi this weekend

Bill: yea dude me either i hope those bitches are wet

Tom: Oh yeah man they toatlly will be this party is gonna be perfect

Jim: Oh shit! guys John is coming this party will end up turning into a clusterfuck quick he is a Modern Day Badass

by t-money0069 April 15, 2011

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Ancient dreams in a modern land

The 5th studio album by pop singer marina diamandis

Person 1: have you heard marinas album ancient dreams in a modern land?

Person 2: of course I did, it’s amazing

by Ur_mummy April 18, 2022


Call of Duty: Modern warfare

A great game that throws us back to COD origins, there we see Capt Price, and others. You may experience PTSD for seeing the name General Shepherd there, You're advised. Go Dark

Call of duty: Modern warfare best quote: If you can't Identify the target. It means that YOU are the target!-Capt John Price

by uDelay December 18, 2019


COD Modern Warfare 2019

A 1st person shooter game created in 2019 by activision

Michael: I was playing COD Modern Warfare 2019 and some fucking campers on Picadilly pegged me with their fucking 725s!

Asch: LOL get gud.

by smokingtires77 September 21, 2020

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