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(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.
"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."
When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
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The one of the best and hottest member of the US Women's National Soccer team.
Wow, Alex Morgan is such a great soccer player
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Morgan logic is when one presents an answer that is exclusively relative to themselves and sees it as the correct answer and trying to convince others of this.
The main attribute of this logic is withholding information that could not possibly be known by any other subjects until a time they see fit to reveal it.
This is a desperate attempt at swaying the argument with zero facts or logic.
Today 5th April 2019
Dave : We are 1 / 3 the way through the year.
Bob : No we are only a 1 / 4 the way through the year.
Dave : We are in the 4th month of the year and there only 12 so 1 / 3!
Bob : Ah you see 365/94 = 3.88 shows its still a 1 / 4.
Dave : But by months I am correct.
Bob : Dave stop using Morgan Logic!
Awesome. Only his hair ages. He played God twice. In fact, he is God.
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
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Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.
Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode
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a handsome ass man who was sent from heaven and is everyone’s dream man
“morgan wallen is my favorite man”
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