popsicle mustache

When one proceeds to fellate a man w/ over grown pubes. Once she/he has taken the dick far enough into the back of her/his throat, her/his mouth will be right on the overgrown pubic hairs, resembling a mustache.

Dude - you know I don't give a shit about my ball-fro, so when I shoved my dick down Abby's throat, that bitch had a popsicle mustache!

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Hot Mustache

A sexual position where in the female partner accidentally farts on her partner’s face whilst receiving oral sex in the reverse-cowgirl-on-the-face position.

Dude, we were going at it and then she hit me with the Hot Mustache.

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CRIMSON MUSTACHE

Two-piece experimental/rock/metal group from Atlanta, GA

Crimson Mustache rocked the stage last night!

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franks mustache

when a person has a really hairy ass

*person takes off pants*

person 1: whoaa, what a hairy ass !
person2: yeaa, he totaly has a franks mustache !

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catfish mustache

the few tiny hairs that grow on the sides of a persons upper lip. often seen on mexicans and young boys who can't grow in a full mustache yet. reference to the "mustaches" on catfish.

sorry, you can't grow a real mustache yet, but those little whiskers on the sides of your lips are shaping up to be a pretty good catfish mustache

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meat mustache

meaty residue left on one's upper lip after the act of cunnilingus.

Hey, Sam, you really oughta shave that meat mustache.

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Mustache-face

an abnormally large, 1337 mustache.. on someone's face.

"Kamele has a mustache-face."

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