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Proper Noun: An inferior gaming console primarily used by amateur or casual gamers, girls and homosexual males.
Many more serious gamers speculate that it appeals to these demographics due to the juvenile/childlike nature of many of the game titles, and the haphazard nature of the control design.
The vast majority of hardcore ignore the console entirely as if it does not exist.
Guy #1: Hey, my roommate recently purchased a Nintendo Wii
Guy#2: Really? I did not know he swung that way
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Nintendo's new "revolutionary" console which supposedly will change the gaming industry with it's 4 buttons for gameplay including the nunchuk attachment (look up a picture on a search engine), arm-aching motion-sensing technology which requires a steady hand if one doesn't want to make an un-wanted move, and clever marketing scheme which involves describing any potential competition as "focusing on graphics, not gameplay".
In reality, Nintendo is focusing completely on non-gamers to make money in the console business, while targeting "core-gamers" in the handheld business. They do not "love" their fans. They want to make the system appealing and attractive to those who wouldn't normally play video games, thus, the die-hard fans will find a severe lack of fun to be found. Any dispute about this is not valid, as only a handful of people outside of Nintendo themselves has played it.
Iwata: "It's designed like a TV remote because that's familiar to everyone including those who are intimidated by a two-handed controller. Its intuitive form allows both experienced and new gamers to stand on the same starting line."
Translation: Screw you hard-core gamers! We don't need you; we're targeting a larger audience! Our Nintendo Revolution controller will be simple and inviting for those who don't play games often. Go give us your money through our numerous hand-helds!
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Lol can't wait until they become 3rd party (Nintendo Switch)
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What's it gonna take to snap these biased idiots out of their stupor in regards to the Nintendo Switch's numerous problems since release date? the Wii U became the worst-selling home console of the 21st century so far, the Nintendo Switch has been worse and it's a waste!
The Nintendo Switch is stupid and belongs in the mental kids discord.
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(1)The only portable console of this generation (2005) that has the ability to spawn idiot fanboys that use unfounded hatered and stupidity to spout the same cliched arguments to make their retarded point.
(2)A portable nintendo 64 with two screens and backwards compatability with Gameboy advance games. A decent concept with good execution, if it wasn't for it's one weakness... the annoying nintendo fans that fault sony for trying something new.
A guy playing with a sony psp and a guy playing with a nintendo ds sat next to each other on a bus... surprisingly the guy playing the ds didn't say anything stupid.
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When you have to excuse yourself from the room for a trip to the bathroom to have a wee or the mother of all leaks,so badly, you've been jigging around on the spot.A phrase used amongst your friends when you're on a Brodown or in polite or Nerdish company.
1: "Man,I've drunk so much beer I'm Going For A Nintendo or else I'm gonna explode"
2: "Dude! You Going For A Nintendo? You look like yor playing hopscotch on the spot"
3: Dave - "Where's John gone to?I got him another Beer"
Billy - "John said something about Going For A Nintendo and rushed off to the bathroom"
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the new (supposedly) gaming system for nintendo which i hate! (*.*)
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go ps3!!
go xenon
NOOB:are u going to get the nintendo revoution?
me: dude no im going to play runescape!
then play my ps3!!!!
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