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1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.
2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
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A stroke-gasm is the cumgasm a guy gets when he strokes his dick and has a cumgasm.
I'm taking a 300mg Viagra, getting stoned, and having 3 or 4 awesome fleshlight cum-rush stroke-gasms tonight!
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An act by PM Narendra Modi, real or imaginary, that gives his bhakts extreme erotic pleasure leading to a collective orgasm, and which acts as a short-term remedy for their acute depression.
P.S. - This is copyright protected. ;)
In a master stroke against black money, Modi announces demonetization.
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Alcoholic drink consisting of vodka and Red Bull. Usually consumed at the start of the evening but may be consumed all evening.
Hey mate I need a 2 stroke so I can lube my motor for tonight's events.
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Like violin makers would use in the past, the "stroker" takes the intestines of a cat (small or large) and masturbates with one end while putting the other end in their ass
Timmy was caught stroking the violin yesterday and was quickly imprisoned
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Haggis stroking is a sexual term for a man and a woman to be having sex in the doggy style when the man then inserts his hand into the womans anus and wraps his hand around his dick which is inside the womans vagina. He then masturbates while still engaging in intercourse with the woman until he/they come.
Man, I was haggis stroking last night. My girlfriend couldn't believe it!
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Saying what someone wants to hear, and know that your lying.
tony told his girl she was the best (sucker stroking), knowing damn well she was not.
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